We all know about the wondrous, time consuming social media site that is Twitter. It's full of different people with different personalities, but oddly enough they all compile into certain groups. So based on my and other's observations, I decided to make a list of these kinds of users and what Twitter "cliques" they fit into.
1. The 4/20 Blaze It, Just Chill "Hippies"
Their all about "spreading positive vibes" and smoking pot, love being trippy and taking either acid, shrooms, xanax, whatever man. Anything to open their third eye, man. Ugh, can't contain how rad that is. Tooooo rad.
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| let's viiiiiibbbeee bruh |
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| wow super deep.. *cringes* |
2. The "Artists"
Basically an Ian Connor wannabe, their idol is Kanye West, claims to be a designer, has less than a thousand followers and is following more than half of them, designs a line with money from God knows where but makes zero sales. OH, and wears fake Chanel shirts.
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| oh this is bad, really bad . |
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| yeah keep your head down boy, ain't nothin' to be proud of. |
3. The $ad Boys Unknown Death 2001 "Cyber Princesses"
Probably listens to Yung Lean & Spooky Black, posts booty pics, pretends to be an anime character, wears chokers, looks like their fainting in almost all of their selfies. Also has a "pale" blog on Tumblr.
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| omg super cute emotional shawty!!!11!! :( |
This particular clique usually wears skater skirts, blows their allowance money on American Apparel clothing, loves (or pretends) to love The Arctic Monkeys, The Black Keys, or a band similar to them.
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| Unintentionally stumbled upon this perfect portrayal of an indie "hipster". She's wearing a skater skirt AT an American Apparel store. I'm telling you, I know what I'm talking about. |
Literally is their main word, literally. Even though it's always used out of context.
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| LITERAAAALLLLYYYY. |
There you have it, the 5 main Twitter cliques based on the average user's observations. Do you fall into any of these groups, or do you have your own category?
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